When I bought this domain name, I thought I was going to create an app about people relocating that would take off and become a cross between Reddit, Facebook, and Meetup.com. However, I have a problem with persistence, confidence, grit, and failure, so that shit never happened.
Due to the love and support from those close to me, I
have decided to share my jokes and experiences with you through this blog. To
be brutally honest, I hate writing for work. Writing for work, feels like I am
pulling teeth, my own teeth, without Novocain, one by one.
But for some crazy reason, I love writing jokes. When
I write jokes, I smile and laugh as I write, read, rewrite, and reread the
nonsense I plan to share with you.
The problem is that jokes evaporate from my skull
quicker than farts dissolve in the air. Anyway, here I am! My friend, “my best
friend, my ride or die, but I will tell you how it is” friend since I was 15/16
has encouraged me to live in my truth, stop pretending, and let my freak flag
fly. That statement serves as a warning. Some content is graphic and sexual in
nature. If that offends you, please don’t continue to read this blog.
Now, glad we got that out of the way. If you enjoy jokes
and sexually graphic comments made by a woman for other women (and men), please
do continue and enter the depths of entertainment and sultriness. I am creating
this blog for you to share my fucked-up perception of life. I will talk about my
personal experiences, or I may make some shit up. You will never know the truth
from fiction, which is the goal because I have a day job that I need to keep. I
almost created a blog called “Fuckless”. However, I was too afraid someone
would figure out it was me, and I would become a homeless, unemployed, educated,
black woman living under a bridge.
If you ever want
to speak to me directly, you may have to comment below. Again, I don’t want
people to know who I am, until I’m ready to live in my truth and really let my
freak flag fly. When that time comes, I will perform standup comedy and not
hide my laptop.
Another warning! If anything I write offends you,
please understand that it does not come from a malicious place in my heart. I
laugh at the most inappropriate events and experiences. I laugh because
laughing (for me personally) is more palatable than crying. Trust me, at one point I cried about the graphic
shit and then I was like, “Fuck this and fuck them!”
If you want to
comment, please do! I hope you enjoy this blog!